So I got another DD lol for my shoeee dog yeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

anyway

today is ddrawing day, pretty sure, so everyone DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW

cuz I'm bored....

RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense. [Or that is awesome. :B]

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A:Tess needs a spanking. She really, really needs a spanking. She needs it so bad she keeps wriggling her ass back and forth, asking for it, begging for it. (ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh fjdskla;jfdk;sal)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Tess looks like she's had a night out on the tiles. (basically this means I was on the kitchen floor in the nude, gettin rude with the food )

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: ...Tess says Yess...
Tess says that there were a lot of first-night nerves.
(lol)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A:Tess wants to go find Niki and Clint before they find out...
Tess wants to lose her virginity.
Tess wants it or not.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Tess does not have a partner to dance with...

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Tess hates him for abducting her from Earth, she can't help but be attracted to him and understand why he did it. ...(OH I LOVE YOUR ALIEN...NESS *makeout*)
Tess hates the snow. (google knows me way too well...it's a little creepy)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Tess asks Scott McCartney for tips to get through the gridlock. (what?)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Tess goes to a dairy farm and begins work as a milkmaid.
Tess goes moo!
Tess goes upstairs and stabs her lover to death.
(I went to the farm to become a milkmaid and in a weird twist of events actually BECAME a cow! then out of rage of being a cow, I went and murdered my lover to death! *stabstabstab*. this is how I take out my hate of being a cow I guess u_u)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Tess likes phones...(true)
TESS LIKES BOX (true)
Tess likes the current artists (...true)
Tess Likes Benny Hill. (hmm?)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A:Tess eats bubbles for fun in the backyard.
Tess eats a piece of burnt toast, covered in syrup for a dollar 25. (I'M CHEAP LOL)
Tess eats a hamburger at a PETA convention. (YES)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Tess wears what seems like the entire catalogue of Eskimo Fashion Parade to Almost and collapses conveniently into TJ. (this sounds hot)
Tess wears the pants in the relationship. (better get that straight lol...)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A:Tess was arrested after sleeping by it.
lolololololol

so yeah this contains innuendos everywhere.....and google know's me way too well, it's creeping me outXD

omg you guys!

did I ever tell you that I entered a competition for a very nice art scholarship?

maybe not, but I'm telling you now.

I entered their contest's theme with a poster I came up with and drew. Then I won local (colorado's (: ) for it, $3,000. that's all good and nice, but then it went through to the national competion! in that one, there are 12 winners because you need like 12 pics for a calander right? WELLL ANYWAY I won flipping first place in nationals!!!!!!!!!!JFDKS:HGfjdalj;kfds

got me $25,000 in scholarship money and an all expense paid trip to washington DC to accept my money

[link] my design is the third one...with le shoes

I got like 50 million calls on my cell while I was in school, and I was like, excuse me, I think someone is really trying to get a hold of me.....I thought someone died or somethingXD lol and when I found out I could've cried right there and maybe even had a heart attack. this is so exciting jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj the rest of the school day was like, no focus.... i was all giddy and people were tellimg me I was awesome (: hur

ANYWAY THOUGHT ID TELL YOU GUYS CUZ IT'S IMPORTANT